Long live the pumpking! Maybe next year I’ll do an all-gourd edition.
Regular readers may have noticed that I have a deep, abiding love for both puns and Halloween. Celebrating the combination of the two is becoming an annual tradition around here; see Top 10 Punny Halloween Costumes and 10 More Punny Halloween Costumes if you missed them the first time around (and especially if you need a last-minute costume idea).
But you know what I like better than puns or Halloween costumes? Animals. And you know what I like better than animals? Animals in punny Halloween costumes, of course. Why, they’re pawsitively purrfect!
If you’re a pun/Halloween/animal lover like me, these costumes will leave you ast-hound-ed and a-mew-sed.
10. Rufferee
Always calls a foul for unnecessary ruffness.
9. Pool Shark
I think Paul Mewman won an Oscar for this one.
8. Baked Pugtato
Pairs nicely with a pugkin spice latte, obvi.
7. Santa Claws
You better watch out … because Santa Claws will scratch your face off for making him wear this humiliating costume.
6. Sheep Dog / Corn Dog / Watch Dog / Hot Dog
That’s a mutt-load of dog puns!
5. I Dream of Weenie
Your wish is her command. Because she’s a dog, and that’s the deal they make with humans.
4. Harry Trotter
He spends the last two books looking for Lord Voldemort’s Horse-cruxes.
3. Muttley Cyrus
She came in like a rrrrrrrecking ball.
2. Bunny Bee
Or maybe it’s a rab-bee-t?
1. Slow Cooker
Slow and steady wins the punny Halloween costume countdown.