San Francisco’s Idiom-Based Laundromat Names, Ranked

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Want to make your business name memorable? Make it a play on words. Puns are one option, and I’ll talk about those next time, but today I want to focus on idioms.

An idiom is “an expression in the usage of a language that is peculiar to itself either grammatically … or in having a meaning that cannot be derived from the conjoined meanings of its elements,” according to Webster’s.

If you’re a native English speaker, you use idioms all the time without even noticing. If English isn’t your first language, you probably find many idioms incomprehensible. A dust bunny? A horse of a different color? Crocodile tears? The words are all familiar, but the meaning is mystifying.

Still, idioms are such an integral part of language that they have built-in “stickiness,” a term popularized by Malcolm Gladwell in his bestseller The Tipping Point. As he explains, “We tend to spend a lot of time thinking about how to make messages more contagious—how to reach as many people as possible with our products or ideas. But the hard part of communication is often figuring out how to make sure a message doesn’t go in one ear and out the other. Stickiness means that a message makes an impact.”

People often take advantage of the stickiness of idioms by recontextualizing them as a memorable business name. The name of my business, for example, is Let’s Just Be Clear. In conversation, this phrase conveys something like, “I want to cut the bullshit and get straight to the point.” And that’s part of what I mean, but I’m also implying, “You and I should work together to create online content that’s succinct and straightforward.”

Ever since I chose an idiomatic business name, I’ve been on the lookout for others, and I’ve noticed that laundromats around town are particularly clever with using idioms in a new context. Here’s my selection of the best laundromat names based on idioms in San Francisco, ranked:

9. A Clean Slate

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8. Soap Box

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7. Spin City

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6. All Washed Up

5. Dirty Little Secret

Note: Yelp says this laundromat is named Dirty Little Secret, but it has no sign, so I can't confirm this. It did look fairly dirty and little, though, and its name is a secret, so the moniker seems apt.

Note: Yelp says this laundromat is named Dirty Little Secret, but it has no sign, so I can't confirm this. It did look fairly dirty and little, though, and its name is a secret, so the moniker seems apt.

4. Brain Wash

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3. Wishy Washy

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2. Rub-A-Dub-Dub

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1. Sit and Spin

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